Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Superdreams

Things I want next time around, when I'm reincarnated as a superhero like Meg:

- wings (duh) - or actually, just flying ability. It must be hard to find clothes that fit if you have wings.
- finger-zapper of death to vaporize vexers
- stretchiness like the mom in The Incredibles
- Jedi mind tricks so I could cause a person to experience the same sensations they are causing in someone else - including good stuff
- built-in Babel fish
- ability to rewind

That's probably enough to start with. Wow, I'd have a great time racing around the world, reforming agriculture and correcting the balance of power. Oh and one more:

- an anti-nemesis force-field! Having to fight off a nemesis all the time must be such a drain on your productivity.

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