My Inner Dork Shines Through

I have a new cell phone. It's been wonderfully handy so far. I'm a little awkward with it though - it takes me an embarrassingly long time to fumble it out of my pocket and answer it when it starts ringing, and when I use it I feel self-conscious. It's like smoking. How are you supposed to hold the thing? Where do you direct your gaze? Some people are naturals, and they always look cool. I have these trappings of coolness now, but somehow I don't think I'm fooling anyone.